So, remember a few posts ago I was pining over my identity being a mother who loves fashon and the whole blogsphere involving mom blogs and where do I belong etc etc?  Well, I landed a job writing as a fashion expert.  Meaning, that’s where I will write about that.

 Here, I can write about being a mother who is going to a party for the first time in eight months without having her child in the next room or strapped to her bosom.  That’s right, folks, I helped plan a party at a I-wish-I-was-in-Brooklyn venue with a few fashionable and partially pretentious people (the exceptions being, of course, my friends — because who needs pretenses when we buck to keep it real).

 The big question is WTF do I wear?  I am no longer bound down to shirts that are condusive to breastfeeding and shoes that will not throw my balance off kilter when I throw my babe over my shoulder.  My entire wardrobe is up for the running!  I’m leaning towards a black bra, see through white tank top, a black lame miniskirt, and some bling around my neck that will blind people this way to Sunday.

Since I tend to want to add some quirky with sexy when it comes to my own fashion sense, it can be hard to choose something more “sophisticated” without being a traitor to my particular style. However, I came across Jamison — which is a collective of young NYC based designers. I love their classy and interesting use of lines, how their pieces are edgy and still interview appropriate. Even though I love vintage looks, they are definitely fashion forward.

The new issue(s) of Nylon feature(s) a first: multiple covers with Leighton Meesters and Blake Lively. One of their fashion stories is an homage to John Hughes divas and their suspected regime. It got me thinking about my own experiences working as a video store clerk at an indie place.

One of my favorite leading ladies? Parker Posey. Namely in Party Girl. Her style was scenester turned library nerd. How to achieve this look without breaking too many corporate rules? Well, you might not be able to bust on your checkered Vans, but definitely you can gain some chic in a colorful Louboutin heel, dark hose, and a slightly dissheveled suit consisting of a short dark skirt with a colorful sweater. The uglier the print you think might be, the better. Rock it with your favorite pair of spectacles, and you’ve got my favorite 90’s girl.

We think of the classic Jackie-Os when we think of oversized glasses. Black and uber-chic. For the past few years we’ve seen oversized sunglasses be the “it” hot accessory for the summer — it started off with J-Lo and big aviators.

Well, big frame eyeglasses are finally not for nerds anymore — because let’s face it. Nerds have become hot. Skinny jeans, oversized cardigans, where’s Waldo T-shirts, pocket protectors, mullety hair… and frames that we swear should stay in our grandpa’s ugly bin? They’re actually soon to be a hot commodity.

I got my pair from American Apparel. The great thing about them is that they offer oodles of UV protection and cover half your face. But they’re not sunglasses so you can wear them indoors. Best of all you can get your prescriptions put in them because they are high quality plastic that won’t melt on the Bunsen burner. Aesthetically, they are hot and endearing at the same time, they slim the face. Thank goodness for them, because the little bitty black rectangular frames that have been around have been around for about six years.

The Sex and the City movie is almost here.  A few years ago, I had the pleasure of interviewing Candace Bushnell after her book signing at a local Borders.  At her reading, she strutted to the podium in her pink Prada pumps, and read an excerpt from Trading Up.  My boyfriend (at the time) and I glanced at each other with raised eyebrows because her voice sounded exactly like Sarah Jessica Parker’s.  During Q&A, I had to pull down my boyfriend’s arm to prevent him from saying, “Do you know your voice sounds exactly like Carrie’s?”

Candace answered many questions about writing.  I really found her advice to be helpful for people at square one  — often times at book signings an author’s advice seems vague and run-of-the-mill.  I felt she kept it pretty real.  She said something that may spark some protest, but I feel I agreed with her deep in my heart.  She said that if you want to be a writer, you have to really immerse yourself in writing.  If you want to be a doctor, go ahead and be a doctor, but you will be a doctor who writes, not a writer.  She said that you just have to write and write and write, and you’ll probably get rejected a bunch of times.  But when you get a chance, you have to take that chance and give it everything you’ve got.  She said that sometimes all you’ll have is two dollars to your name.  And that’s all you’ll have while you stand in line at a hot dog stand.

My interview with her involved questions about writing and fashion.  It was not the highlight of my career, but she was pretty awesome and newly married and I could not believe how amazing and happy she seemed at forty.  She told me she liked wearing cut up socks on her hands when she wrote and throwing on oversized LL Bean.  I remember being somewhat shocked that she didn’t put on some sort of Balenciaga frock while at her laptop.  I also remember feeling sort of embarrassed for asking her that question because of what I considered a boring response at the time.  What the hell did I know.

But as I sit here, writing this, with my son tucked in and in deep sleep, I don’t find her answer boring at all.  I can picture her lounging and comfortable and writing from the heart.

Photo courtesy of Lisa Nunez.

A few years ago, I had the insane pleasure of interviewing Candace Bushnell, who is one of the women I admire the most when it comes to writing about fashion and dating. She’s amazing! She said she spent tons of time at designer discount racks.

“They’re discounted for a reason,” she said. “Nobody wants to wear them. But I would!”

Honestly, sometimes that’s what will create a unique look. I’m not talking about the discount bin at Urban Outfitters. Those tend to have mass amounts of overstock that didn’t sell. However, if you rummage through designer racks, you can find very interesting pieces that people were not brave enough to wear. Wading through the 70% off items at my favorite site, I found some gems that are great deals!

Ever since discovering American Apparel, I’ve loved using skirts as dresses! Check out the cute blue dress/skirt in the picture by Thayer!

More finds:
A Shelly Steffee metallic drape dress with belt: $208.80
Bubble velvet dress by Sea (my favorite): $156.00 (a steal for this look!)

I don’t own many bracelets…  or any, for that matter.  I have been known to keep on the neon orange wristband from a show for a couple of days from the pure laziness of not wanting to tear it off, but no pieces have really made it into my jewelry collection.  Recently, I’ve been loosely fashioning the Bulova watch my brother got as a best man on my wrist to add some wit to my wardrobe, but I very well may turn to bracelets this season because the dainty bangles are in, and so are textured cuffs.

 The retro-respect that has been revived is awesome.  I’ve always been a hint of vintage in my taste, so the beautiful aquamarine cuffs with the dark wrinkles from my mother’s 60’s jewelry box has made its way back out again.  The wrist adornment is definitely underrated and can give a slender look to a wrist, or be the key accessory to those long empire waist dress you’ve been eyeing in the window.

Hip hop is not only music, it is a style.  A common misconception is that hip hop is all bling and the clothing is a bulletin board for designer labels.  Not so!  The roots of hip hop came from the streets of the Bronx, where cats were breakin’ in their kicks and fitted sweat suits.  You had emcees freestylin’ under slick caps, but you saw no Cristal on tap.  From those early looks branched out a plethora of stylin’ that put the hop in hip.

 Accessories are always key.  Big hoop earrings, Nikes in bright colors…  but then there’s the all-important handbag.  What kind of tote would a b-girl want to strap on her shoulder?

A big mistake many people make with this look is going too trendy.  Stay away from quilted materials, powder pink shades, large gold charms, or vinyl with a design that will be played out in a couple of months.  While you can catch a few glances in the moment jumping a bandwagon, it’s the truly stylish who will leave a lasting impression.  Here are a few suggestions for what the most down girl would go for:

1.)  Make it roomy.  B-girls have lots to tote because they are women on the go.  Something large with none or minimal pockets on the outside is essential.  Think totes, duffels, large shoulderbags, and weekenders.  Clutches are definitely cute, but they aren’t going to handle key accessories:  big Sony headphones and an extra pair of shoes.

2.)  Try the old school route.  Like Common said, “It’s kinda fresh you listen to more than hip-hop, and I can catch you in the mix from beauty to thrift shop.”  Vintage, vintage, vintage…  it’s a great way to save money and get the unique look.  A good suggestion is a vintage record tote for day wear.  Stick some wax in there (maybe some of your favorite break beats), a journal to write in (because hip hop heads are creative souls), and you’re ready to rock.  If you want something more dressy, think slouch and rouche as opposed to quilting — it’s a younger look.

3.)  Go for quality leather in an eye-catching color.  Black is to basic for the b-girl.  You have places to go, things to do.  Good leather will hold up with your lifestyle with the right care.  Instead of black, go for a plum purple, sea blue, chocolate brown, or a sweet cognac.  To really make a statement, go for red or white.  Avoid pink.

4.)  If you’re more fashion forward, support a fresh desginers.  Sure, you could go the Baby Phat or Louis Vuitton route, but it’ll be too cookie cutter for a woman on the edge of style.  Hip hop evolves just like you.  Try a local boutique or shop online and scout some new blood.

What’s awesome about hip hop is that it’s so versatile, yet distinct.  The woman who has it down manages to be funky rather than flashy, and more vivacious than classic — she’s definitely the one who gets stopped on the street because she has the confidence to pull off something edgy.

Photo courtesy shopbop.com.

I will admit I feel a bit haphazard in my identity as a mother.  Part of me feels like I’ve reverted back to high school and I have to figure out which cafeteria table of moms I have to sit with.  And that is ridiculous because it reflects an obvious insecurity and lack of maturity which I should have since I have a baby…

 is what people who are judgmental would say.

The thing is, I was really thrown into this.  I got pregnant while on birth control.  I had a 10oz grand marnier martini the day before I took my pregnancy test.  I was not walking the path to motherhood, in fact I was only dating J’s father for three months!  But now that I am a mother, I love being a mother, but I am also having a severe identity crisis because I feel like I don’t have a posse.  I don’t have my Samantha Jones to talk to about sex or Miranda Hobbes to talk to about having a son.  Most of my friends are five years younger than me and single, but I’m definitely the only parent.  My cell phone used to ring off the hook, but now I’ve been put aside like last season’s Louboutins.  You really recognize who your real friends are after you have a baby.

So here is the community of “mom bloggers”.  I am a mom, and I am blogging.  So does that make me a mom blogger?  Yes.  But after googling “mom blog” (which, by the way, has a really ugly aesthetic ring to it), I found a plethora of sites I wanted to join…  but I don’t quite… fit… in?  However, I am a mom!  So how does that make sense?

It brings up something that I’ve been thinking about ever since I was pregnant.  Society definitely smears this outfit onto women when they have children.  There’s the MILF fantasy, or mothers are pear shaped and non-sexual, we are also put under microscopes, having their every action judged as to whether it was a good decision in its effect towards baby.

I don’t want to pigeonhole myself as a mom blogger, although I think it’s important to point out that I am a mother.  I am a mother and I still like fashion as I always have.  I still love writing as I always have ever since I was in kindergarten and stapled my own newsprint books together.  I was even chosen to read my first one on Michigan NPR back in ‘86.  These things are just me and who I am.

When I write about fashion, I’m a woman who also happens to be a mother, writing about fashion.  Sometimes it will pertain specifically to mother-esque things:  like ditching a diaper bag for instance.  But sometimes I’ll write about a pair of shoes and you will not see the mention of the word “baby” in the article.  And that’s that.  It doesn’t mean I’m not a mother in that moment.

The fashion is hot this spring, especially when one of the trends is so hot it’s going to make you want to go on a safari, or at least dress the part!  Sexified versions of khakis, faux snakeskin shoes, tortise shell sunglasses — it’s all jungle, baby.  Think Michael Knight’s exit line from Project Runway, but all growed up.  For this look, don’t go out and buy all the cheetah and leopard print you can find, Catwoman.  Think subtlety when pulling this off.  Try a snakeskin wedge open toe, for instance.  For the night you want to let out the wild, try American Apparel’s zebra print leggings.  They are so silky and look fabulous with a slim fitting shirt and pointy black flats.  Honestly, I’m not usually a fan of the animalistic — though I do love my leather.  However a hot pink reptile-ish skinny belt made it into my closet.  It looks pretty hot cinching in my outfits.

Photo courtesy store.americanapparel.net.