I got my new baby flying squirrel. His name is Spy, and he’s so tame! Nothing like baby Milo. Spy crawls on my hand and licks my fingers. My godfather, who’s a priest, blessed Spy under the name Abraham, so now Spy is Catholic, and I’m not too happy with that. But what could I say to my godfather? “No!”? And how would I explain my “no”? “I want Spy to be able to make his own decisions when it comes to religion…” I have a Catholic flying squirrel. I swore I’d never baptize my kids and here you go.

You know for the movie The Italian Job, the director made the cast perform a real heist to help build comraderie. So Mark Wahlberg et al stole some security uniforms and took a computer and some dailies from another movie set. After they celebrated, an assistant returned the stuff. Hmmm… what else… Keanu Reeves is starring in a movie with Diane Lane. I’m not sure if it’s a romantic sort of movie, but I personally think Keanu needs to stay away from that shit.

I still can’t believe how the movie Troy is going to be made. If you’re going to do Homer’s epic, keep it classic! Brad Pitt as Achilles??? And you know who is going to play Hektor? The guy who’s going to be the new Incredible Hulk. Uh.. yeah! Hopefully, I’m underestimating the casting director and the movie will be fantastic, because I love The Iliad. I also think they chose the wrong person to direct it, but whatever. What the fuck do I know about Hollywood. I wonder if this will be released as part of the summer fluff.

I just bought $7.00 peanut butter. It was organic. It better do amazing shit, like make my farts smell like baby powder or something.

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